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johnegbort:

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

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fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

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honorings:

If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up

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deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

castielthebadassangel:

thegabbicave:

0ftenhated:

savannahfaerie:

doctorsaxon:

sweetmotherofpie:

Imagine a movie like The Avengers

But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces

It was Disney Princesses

“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.

“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”

YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE

“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove

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“Kuzco.. Smash

when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama

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LKFD;KFKLS;

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manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

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onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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hus-bands:

sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week

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lohanthony:

homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society

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littleyaoithings:

Yes I support gay rights.

Yes I would care if you died.

No I’m not going to reblog that post.

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lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine

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